WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What is red? A rock painted red

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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You idiot.

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