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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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