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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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