- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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