- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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