- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??