- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

The FCC

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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