Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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