Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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