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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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wael.. nuff said

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

jd and zach loves vigina

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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