- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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