- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

knock knock There's no door

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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