Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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YO FACE

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i just wrote this so hard

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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