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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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