- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Abortion.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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