What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Smeg...

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Go away still nothing to see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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