roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

[Set up] [No punch line]

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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