- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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