- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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