Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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