Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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