What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Hi.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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sorry got to poo

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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