- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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