Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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