Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Fine, ladies first.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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