- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Your so gay, that you like men!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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