- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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