- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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