Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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