Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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