- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

this last joke was a correction to the other one

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

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