- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

This is funny.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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