whats more serious than rape the holocaust

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

wael.. nuff said

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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