Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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hashtags suck balls

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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TIMMY

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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