Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Tim likes girls

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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