Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Your Mum is soo fat.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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