what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Prostitution is bad.......

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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