What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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