- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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