- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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