- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

silver bullet?

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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