What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Your life

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A guy walks into a bar

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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