Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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