Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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lol

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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where is the world?

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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