Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Abortion.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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