- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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