- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

knock knock There's no door

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

The FCC

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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