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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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