- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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