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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

sorry got to poo

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath