- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

I put my baby in a microwave.

No soap radio

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Jewwy Jewstein

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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