- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Poop

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Want to hear a joke? No.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Women's Rights Movement

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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