- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Justin Beiber

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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