- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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