- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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