- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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