- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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