- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

black people

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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