- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

I love pissing people off :P

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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