- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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