Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Fat people

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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