knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

if you don't like this you're gay

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

richard is fag

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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