- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

I named my son ps2 controller

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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