How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Justin Bieber

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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