- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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