What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Where's my tractor?

CFL

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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