- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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