- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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